"...The Chances of Watching This With A P-P-P-Poker Face Are P-P-P-Pretty Much Nada...."

Meanwhile, from the folder marked campaign hijinks.



Two thoughts come to mind.

The artist who put this together has a staggering amount of free time.

The President can pretty much count on the Gaga demographic this time around.

We now return you to the slogging, mundane ritual that is election year 2012.